“I know that our Mayor Schwarzenegger has definitely really taken some of the things into effect, but also, it’s California. I was asking one of the guys who prepped us earlier, because I had some curiosities about the whole CO² and everything and the environment, and why we’re here, and um, I was like, is it California? Like, it’s a lot different if you go to, like, you know, Nebraska or something. And then, but, it’s great.” - Live Earth
“Pretty flippin’ sweet”
“Say no to boys, stay on drugs!”
“This is how I wake up in the morning… With a white bathing suit on.”
“You just have to act that it was meant to happen and you’re working it out. That hole in my crotch was meant to be there.”
“Well if I die, I’ll die for all the world to see. On CBS”
“And that’s a truck.. About to hit us”
“Well there’s what — 365 days a year. So we have about 375 shows per year… And we’re now on our 100th-something show…”
“It’s my birthday on Thursday… Thursdays my birthday? Oh yeah my birthday.”
“I always thought that when I was a little girl that I would either marry a golden surfer or a soccer player.”
“I said PCD Diddys, not PCD titties”
“It’s blood, sweat and no toenails for us guys.”
“You can get the audience to do whatever you want, you can be like PICK YOUR NOSE! And they’ll be like YEAHH!!”
“Green man means go, red man standing means don’t go!”
“I have already forgotten him. But I’ll never forget my first time - in my old Honda Accord when i was 18 in front of my parents house..”
(Accepting Moonman) “Oh it’s heavy, can you hold it Jessie?”
Talking about Prince: “He’s funkier with his whole butt cheeks hanging out and stuff”
“Wikipedia doesn’t know wiki-nothing”
“You know I think that’s funny, the Santa Slam… Just imagine somebody slamming Santa.”
“I run on the treadmill and sing like a mad woman and sound like dying cows, but it works”
“If I want to say fuck you, then I’ll say fuck you”
“I’m on a wave, and I’m going to ride it as long as I can.”
“Fergie got her name from her last name, Ferguson. I guess people can call me Scherzie… or Zinger”
“We love our man, we want our man, we just don’t always need our man…”
“I got a question for all my Tampions out there tonight? Is that alright if I call ya’ll Tampions? Somebody said call ya tampons but I said no no”
“What was my reaction when Diddy called me to be in this song… I wet my pants I think”
“Where do these endless green fields come from? And who mows all of this grass, I guess that’s where all the cattle and sheep come in, hah! The green hillsides look so soft and fresh I just want to climb all the way to the top of one of them and roll down all the way!” - Nicole’s online blog
(Sings) “It’s a Snoop Dogg, it’s a Snoop day, it’s a Snoop life, for me.. And I’m feeling good” - Behind the scenes of Buttons
Interviewer: “Speaking of taking the body elsewhere, have you ever had sex outside?
Nicole: Oh my God! I hope my mom doesn’t read this! Um. Sure. I love nature
“I’m like, ‘Is that what I sound like? Why does my lip move like that when I’m talking? I’m a dork!’”
(Shopping) “I did some damage”
“Here’s where the magic happens, all your dreams come true with the Zippy Freeze.”
“Hey can somebody…ugh FART. I was wondering if someone had some gum. I just scruffed down dinner. THANKS! *unwraps gum* Because they can smell my breath on this radio.”
“But when your asked questions over and over, you kind of like grow up and your like AHH FUCK IT!”
“YES! I LOVED Johnny Depp. The three of us really love him, actually. The only thing that was weird — the bathrooms were so small! You’d close your door and your feet would be sticking out of the stall.”
(About lyrics of Whatever U Like) “I like it, I like it……is there anything hotter than a stove though? What’s hotter than a stove? There’s gotta be something hotter than a stove, stove? Is that what you said? Stove, stove, stove, stove of flame? He’s like BABE IT’S A STOVE, AIN’T NOTHING HOTTER THAN A STOVE! I was thinking oven, a fire kennel.”
“Gotta keep the undies on for my mom”
“I will stand at the stove and cook then the entire day! Or even better: my husband cooks and eat I the entire day…”